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twisted metaphors and punny fun is always delectable at my table!

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Glad you enjoy the madness, Jill!

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I'm going to have to go with two as favorites this week. "I shot the wind out of his saddle." and

"It’s like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys." Each sentence brought a vivid image as soon as I read it.

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I’m curious what image you pictured with "I shot the wind out of his saddle." To me that is such a head-scratcher that I draw a blank on imagining it!

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There was a gap between the saddle and the horse’s back, through which the wind blew. A carefully placed shot brought the saddle back where it belonged. Alternatively, the saddle ballooned, and the wind had to be shot out of it.

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Thanks!

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Those are terrific! 🎉

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