Right? I feel a great need for the daily Grail as the chasm of crazy widens. Picturing a fish peeking above the parapet hurling gas with velocity over the wall is helping keep me sane.
"It's like fishing for a camel in a haystack." is my favorite out of this group. It brings to mind a very surreal scene from which Salvador Dali could have gotten a good painting.
I like that image, too! I would plug it into AI just to see, but I am trying to boycott because AI steals writers' and artists' original work. But I can picture it...
I love Jeff Tiedrich's name for him: Holy Mike Johnson. The guy whose porn-monitoring buddy is his son. It never fails. BTW, I heard that Jimmy Swaggart just died. I wonder what delusions he told himself about his own behavior as he prepared to meet the great selection in the sky. 😈
Low fat fish has me laughing 😆
Kate Morgan Reade: All your sayings, today, are quite on point, they sound mainstream, and topped off -- which is best -- with a little Monty Python.
The Frenchies on top of the parapet, too, promised the English kanigguts "to blow an ill-wind your way."
Right? I feel a great need for the daily Grail as the chasm of crazy widens. Picturing a fish peeking above the parapet hurling gas with velocity over the wall is helping keep me sane.
"It's like fishing for a camel in a haystack." is my favorite out of this group. It brings to mind a very surreal scene from which Salvador Dali could have gotten a good painting.
I like that image, too! I would plug it into AI just to see, but I am trying to boycott because AI steals writers' and artists' original work. But I can picture it...
Thank you for going with a mental image instead of AI!
Absolutely! Btw, ever since I worked in a vet clinic back in 1983, AI is—and remains—the abbreviation for Artificial Insemination. So much semen.
Nicely done! I'm looking forward to the companion piece using the homonyms formed by replacing the "h" with a "k"; e.g,
icktheology: The set of principles motivating Mike Johnson
YES! The ICK factor is sine qua non, now more than every before. That belongs in Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary! Mental note to self. 🦈
Stephen Schiff: And since Mike Johnson is a s- grinning Fundamentalist, you incorporated "Theology" in the pun.
Very insightful!
I love Jeff Tiedrich's name for him: Holy Mike Johnson. The guy whose porn-monitoring buddy is his son. It never fails. BTW, I heard that Jimmy Swaggart just died. I wonder what delusions he told himself about his own behavior as he prepared to meet the great selection in the sky. 😈