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May 24Liked by Kate Morgan Reade

Is it you or me? I don't know, but these are starting to make more and more sense...

Are we talking about horse apples?

I happen to be a bit green behind my ears at the present time (don't ask).

People who don't live in the city, and who therefore might have sheep, also have very large closets.

If you keep a lemon long enough, and then too long, it does develop a silver lining.

Again, depending upon the town...

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Hahaha good point! Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you feel like a minced metaphor.

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May 24Liked by Kate Morgan Reade

I'll go with "Our family has a lot of black sheep in the closet" as my favorite. It provided quite the mental image.

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That is my favorite out of the batch, too! As I was drafting this, I couldn't help but laugh every time I pictured all those sheep in a closet.

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